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So, my girlfriend .. my DEFACTO SPOUSE... is an ass munch. She realized that i haven't mentioned her on my site. Well, since no one reads my lame site (mostly because i don't put much on it) this has escaped me as well. She should realize that i don't have hardly anything on this site so i wasnt' really excluding her. Anyways, she's great. she's amazing. she's the love of my life and i would die without her. NO, literally - i would wither and waste away because no one would feed me or play with me. More seriously, i love her and she's the most important thing in my life and whether or not she's on my website i think about her every day and i tell everyone i talk to how wonderful she makes my life. Oh, and she went sky diving with me - she rocks my freaking world. Even igor likes her... mmmm... good.
So, now when you hear me drone endlessly about her fabulous body and amazing wit you'll be able to say, "shut up, ryan - you've already told me this on your website... again"